Humorous Wedding Roast by the Best Man Essay -- Wedding Toasts Roasts

Humorous Wedding Roast by the Best ManGood afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Ron and Im Allens best man. Well, Im the best he could find anyway. But all things considered, I feel that Ive done my duty well so far today. I delivered a sober groom to the church on time well, he was definitely on time I provided the rings on cue, and as I give this speech now, I dont think Im going to offend or embarrass anyone. But to ensure this defy part, I better keep things fairly short - and I know Allens itching to get to the bar. Allen is a social type you see - he likes to have a laugh, a few drinks and a dance. And hes particularly good at the drinking part, his catchphrase being WHOSE ROUND IS IT? or GET TO THE BAR Hed be a good dancer as well if it werent ...